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bloodrocuted

When you are electrocuted and you or someone elses blood acts as the conductor. Considered by metalheads one of the most hardcore ways to die.
Jeff "I havent seen Jerry around in awhile, he was supposed to meet us at Dennies before all the waffle goths got here."

Dave "Oh you didnt hear, he got bloodrocuted in a bizzare gardening incident"

Jeff "HARDCORE"
bloodrocuted by Patty T August 24, 2007
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Bloodrocuted

"Open up your veins and splash the blood
and hit the power lines.
You'll be bloodrocuted."
Bloodrocuted by crownermorr July 11, 2019

Bloodtrocuted 

1; A terrible, unethical way to die.
2; A famous and amazing song by the band DethKlok.
"You've just been bloodtrocuted."
Bloodtrocuted by MDX/l7d October 7, 2007

bloodrocution 

Electrocution via blood as the conductor, resulting in death. First coined in episode 6 of Metalocalypse.
Nathan Explosion: "Great song title. BLOODROCUTION!"
(~Metalocalypse)

Bob: "I personally think bloodrocution should be the new method of executing the death sentence."
Jane: "With their own blood, I assume."
Bob: "Of course."
Jane: "You are a sick, sick man."

Bloodrecuted 

To be electrocuted using your own or someone elses blood as the conductor.
Jon was bloodrecuted in a bizzare violin accident.
Bloodrecuted by Patty T December 11, 2008
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026