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A goo chewer that constantly stirs the pot. Usually someone from Kingston's wrong side of the tracks.
Man that guy pulled a blondin with that email he sent...
blondin by doleh April 1, 2008
A pleasurable act between two or more persons. One or more persons sit on the floor looking upward with their mouths open (in awe). A single person walks nude above them on a tight rope and urinates as he/she passes over.
This act is a tribute to and inspired by The Great Blondin, a famous tight rope acrobat that would perform stunts at Naigara falls in the late 1800s.
I had him bring a group of friends over and gave them the old Great Blondin.

I could really go for a Blondin right now.
Blondin by Gallowbraid October 5, 2022

Angry Blondin 

The act of vomiting through one's nostrils in a highly inconvenient location as a result of trying to delay puking by clamping a hand over the mouth.
Realizing he was not going to make it to the door he performed the angry blondin, clamping his hand over his mouth power spraying vomit through his nostrils across the kitchen.
Angry Blondin by martinOTT March 31, 2011

bonding moment 

what you share with your bro if you totally aren’t gay 😔👊 pour one out cuz lance doesn’t remember
“we had a bonding moment!! i cradled you in my arms!”
bonding moment by andlance September 8, 2018

Bro bonding 

Time spent or mutual bonding time between two male best friends or very close best friends hence "bro". Can include sports, drinking, vacationing, and sexual activities, such as watching porn together, bro jobs, jerking off, and going after an attractive female together
Henry: Yo bro we gotta make some bro time again, I need it.

Greg: alright man, lets go to your place and get something to eat and watch some porn, and have some of that needed bro bonding time
Bro bonding by Henry's Z October 24, 2016

bonding moment 

Keith cradled lance in his arms
but lance doesnt remember so did it really happen?
"We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!"

"Nope didn't happen"
bonding moment by ultranips July 11, 2017
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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