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Blog Tease

(noun)
One who provokes or disturbs their online audience through witty or sometimes crappy written content posted to their blog site on an infrequent basis; Unlike prick or cock (tease) most commonly associated with this term, this person frustrates its current and potential blog readers by posting infrequent short stories and further torments those readers through shameless self promotion on social media sites such as Facebook, Twitter and Google+ without returning for an undisclosed period of time. A blog tease can best be characterized through an uncanny ability to tell good stories both online and in person without notice of when they will return again.
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by Motherhoodintheraw September 29, 2011
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Blowtease

When a girl licks the top of your bellend but does not completely suck off the penis.
'Omg Jenny just totally gave me a blowtease last night it was great but i really wanted to go the whole hog yer know...'

'I'm not ready for a blowjob yet Margaret just give me a damn blowtease...'
by Dr Doommachineoo August 17, 2009
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