bloat job

Bloat jobs are when you get a blow job on a boat.

We had a party on a boat and christine went down and gave me a bloat job.

bloat job by bloat hunter April 1, 2017

Bloat Job

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

Bloat Job by inkmarqued March 28, 2009

Boat Job 

Performing oral sex on a boat. The rocking of the boat adds a nice touch

We dropped anchor in the middle of the lake, and I gave her a boat job under the moon and stars.

Boat Job by centurian September 9, 2005

Singapore Boat Job 

The act of ramming your cargo container into her, breaking her bridge in the process.

I lost control and ended up giving her a Singapore Boat Job

Singapore Boat Job by theguy2024 March 26, 2024

BloatJob 

When it’s a girls first time giving blow and she doesn’t realize you’re supposed to suck, and instead she blows. This causes your dick to rapidly inflate which will greatly increase the psi inside of your shaft. To prevent any future issues you can dick-burp.

“Bro my girl gave me a BloatJob and I couldn’t release all the trapped air. When I went to the hospital they had to stick a straw down my urethra to get the excess air out”

BloatJob by TMoney769 August 26, 2023