When it’s a girls first time giving blow and she doesn’t realize you’re supposed to suck, and instead she blows. This causes your dick to rapidly inflate which will greatly increase the psi inside of your shaft. To prevent any future issues you can dick-burp.
“Bro my girl gave me a BloatJob and I couldn’t release all the trapped air. When I went to the hospital they had to stick a straw down my urethra to get the excess air out”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"