Blizzy Glizzy

A hypothesized secret menu item at Dairy Queen consisting of a royal blizzard in which the fudge core has been replaced with a lukewarm hotdog.

Server: welcome to Dairy Queen, what can I get you?
Customer: I'll have a Blizzy Glizzy.
Server: ...
Customer: you know, a blizzard with a hotdog core.
Server: no.

Blizzy Glizzy by Also Frankie Muniz April 10, 2021

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Chilly glizzy blizzy

A blowjob performed in very cold conditions

“Hey man when I was in Alaska I got a blowie from an Eskimo behind the bar”
“Oh you mean a chilly glizzy blizzy?”
“Yeah that’s the one bro”

Chilly glizzy blizzy by Dabassdude August 6, 2020

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Glizzy blizzy

A slang term for a woman giving head and getting cummed in the face. What makes it different from a normal glizzy, is doing it during a blizzard. Hence, a glizzy blizzy.

Oh hey there bud, this girl was fucking insane and gave me a mad glizzy blizzy out in the blistering cold, eh.

Glizzy blizzy by Tuvanun_31 February 14, 2024

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Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler

Sexiest bitch ever

Who’s that feral ginger?
Oh, that’s Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler

Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler by Hahshzhzhd December 31, 2023

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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