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word used to describe an awkward person. can be used interchangeably with the term nitwit. sometimes refers to a person being over weight but that depends on the context.

can also stand on its own, if used like this is would have no meaning.
that guy was such a blibet!

he walks around like a blibet
you are a blibet
blibet
blibet by gawowa September 19, 2016
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ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Andy IS a blivet.
blivet by Dave Knapp January 23, 2003
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blibet • blivet • bibet • blibbet • blibit • blabetan • Blibe • blibenyon • blibernut • Blibith
The first "O" in the second Microsoft logo. It has horizontal lines through it and a hole in the center. First introduced in 1982, retired in 1987. Now only memorialized by the "Save the Blibbet" campaign and honored by the Blibbet Burger served on Microsoft's campus.
At one point, I had a "save the blibbet" button, but unfortunately, I can't seem to find it.
blibbet by euphgeek January 4, 2009

blibtard 

A Big Liberal Retard. The higher classification for libtard.
Man, he really is a blibtard.
blibtard by ademoogey March 18, 2019
A Blibit is a 5 pound sack with 10 pounds of shit (shit meaning stuff) cramed inside it.
IF youre driving down the road and there in the middle or off to the side of the road is a sack of stuff packed full of trash it is called a blibit. They are usually over filled so it is a 5 pound sack with 10 pounds of shit in it!!
blibit by doc hargrove July 12, 2006
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
George Bush ought to be hit over the head with a blibitz!
blibitz by George Robertson February 10, 2004
Like the above definitions a blivet truely is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag, but is much more entertaining, and will bring more laughter when used in reference to a fat chick wearing clothes that are too small to hold all her rolliosis (abundance of fat rolls).
Damn check out that blivet in the pink tank top, she should be wearing a moomoo.
blivet by keesdog May 3, 2009
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