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word used to describe an awkward person. can be used interchangeably with the term nitwit. sometimes refers to a person being over weight but that depends on the context.

can also stand on its own, if used like this is would have no meaning.
that guy was such a blibet!

he walks around like a blibet
you are a blibet
blibet
blibet by gawowa September 19, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Andy IS a blivet.
blivet by Dave Knapp January 23, 2003
Related Words
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The first "O" in the second Microsoft logo. It has horizontal lines through it and a hole in the center. First introduced in 1982, retired in 1987. Now only memorialized by the "Save the Blibbet" campaign and honored by the Blibbet Burger served on Microsoft's campus.
At one point, I had a "save the blibbet" button, but unfortunately, I can't seem to find it.
blibbet by euphgeek January 4, 2009

blibtard 

A Big Liberal Retard. The higher classification for libtard.
Man, he really is a blibtard.
blibtard by ademoogey March 18, 2019
A Blibit is a 5 pound sack with 10 pounds of shit (shit meaning stuff) cramed inside it.
IF youre driving down the road and there in the middle or off to the side of the road is a sack of stuff packed full of trash it is called a blibit. They are usually over filled so it is a 5 pound sack with 10 pounds of shit in it!!
blibit by doc hargrove July 12, 2006
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
George Bush ought to be hit over the head with a blibitz!
blibitz by George Robertson February 10, 2004
Like the above definitions a blivet truely is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag, but is much more entertaining, and will bring more laughter when used in reference to a fat chick wearing clothes that are too small to hold all her rolliosis (abundance of fat rolls).
Damn check out that blivet in the pink tank top, she should be wearing a moomoo.
blivet by keesdog May 3, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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