Craig's House

A place where one would have a "Jack" Party.

Hey man, you goin' to the Jack Party at Craig's House?

by koolkid47 June 27, 2011

Craig's List

When you place a Sex Ad on Craig's List because you are not getting any.

My husband wasn't giving up the goods, so I threatened him I was going to go Craig's List on his ass if he didn't put out!

by TCJG2 August 2, 2008

Craig's Mom

A 'Dumpster Bitch' who wants to and will suck your dick for 5$ behind any 7-11 in the USA. However, it may take her a few minutes to come, for she must travel through her underground network of sewer tunnels so she can pop up out of the trash can. To signal her snap your finger four times behind the store's trash can and stick your left hand down your shorts. Do not look into her eyes as she well eat your soul and shit it out her vag. Her most frequent customer is JT.

Damn Craig's mom has the best BJ's

by randomnameofepic December 20, 2010

Craig’s Mom

The man named Gatlen slays her poos all day and night

Gatty slays Craig’s mom

by Craig’s Mom November 27, 2018

Craig's List Massage

A euphemism for an encounter with a prostitute esp a small town prostitute who advertises on Craig's List. Used to describe sexual favors solicited on Craig's List or elsewhere.

I just spent 200 bucks on a Craig's List Massage (wink, wink). Kind of expensive, but boy, did it relieve my muscle tension!

by ochomeans8 September 1, 2011

Craig's List Orgy

A hurriedly organized mass suck festival using the internets. Participants are typically those lurking the internet for a random encounter.

Bill: How was the Craig's List hook up?

Ted: Turned out to be a craig's list orgy, so I can't complain.

by GrizzlyE July 5, 2010

Craig's Lice

Parasitic insects notorious for infesting human genitals. The same as crab lice but speaks to the origin of getting them through illicit contact from Craig's List's personal sight.

If you hook up with her your liable to get a case of Craig's lice.

by sfdawg December 7, 2010