Someone who is cursed and always misses the best stuff. To become the blitz you must stray from your group of friends.
Dude! You missed it! One of the beer pipes broke so there was free beer for everyone! Sorry, but I guess you are the new blitz.
by MonicaEGeller March 17, 2015
by brocky1 February 22, 2009
by quailquailquail October 11, 2020
Totally out of it; usually weed and alcohol related, but can also be from a lack of sleep or something that happened.
Usually invokes a feeling of separation from life, like you're the only one and everyone else is moving around you. Time usually seems warped, and stupid things are suddenly hilarious.
Usually invokes a feeling of separation from life, like you're the only one and everyone else is moving around you. Time usually seems warped, and stupid things are suddenly hilarious.
Dude.. me and some buddies got some weed, we were so blitzed!
I can't do this test, I didn't get enough sleep so I'm totally blitzed.
Don't bother talking to Frederick, that chick asked him out and he's blitzing.
I can't do this test, I didn't get enough sleep so I'm totally blitzed.
Don't bother talking to Frederick, that chick asked him out and he's blitzing.
by Zantraenax October 14, 2009
The process, action of altering or modifying a piece of uniform so that the desired result is achieved. The desired result in a piece of hat brass would be the edges are worn down by sandpaper, or some of the detail is taken out by sandpaper. The desired result in a pair of shoes would be that they are very shiny. you can Blitz out other things such as a shirt by ironing it very well, you can blitz out a room by cleaning it very well.
Did you see how blitzed out his shoes were.
I' am blitzing a piece of hat brass.
Make sure that your room's are blitzed for inspection tomorrow.
I' am blitzing a piece of hat brass.
Make sure that your room's are blitzed for inspection tomorrow.
by Patrick Boyle October 16, 2007
Blitz is when you get a job or a task done in as little amount of time as possible. Also used as a term of doing thing in a fast pace doing things fast.
Craig "we'll blitz thru the cleaning & piss of home".
Martin "k001 lets blitz it so i can get some lovin from the misses".
Martin "k001 lets blitz it so i can get some lovin from the misses".
by Gino Chiarella May 16, 2006
the counter to the "Shotty" rule, a mad dash for the front seat of a vehicle, when two persons are in competition for the front passenger seat and the first person calls "Shotty" the second person can call "Blitz" (one may call shotty no-blitz to prevent the blitz rule from being valid)
by L.Czemba January 13, 2004