Blitz900

A dark sexy man with a large wood who gets all the girls with his handsome laugh. Girls if you see a Blitz900 keep him and have your fun in the bed room with his 64.2 inch penis. Fuck I’m getting horny just thinking about him.

“Is that a Blitz900 ” Said The Girl.
“I need to have him now... in my mouth”

Blitz900 by Kyrayn Scott February 15, 2020

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blitz90s

a legendary minecraft player who destroys everyone in classic duels and plays on hypixel and minehut

oh god its a blitz90s guy.

blitz90s by blitz90s January 12, 2021

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blitz90s

a god minecraft pvp player who plays on hypixel

wow its a blitz90s.

blitz90s by blitz90s January 12, 2021

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blitz90s

a god minecraft player who plays hypixel and on crappy minehut servers

wow he is just another blitz90s.

blitz90s by blitz90s January 12, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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