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Blind nut 

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When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”
Blind nut by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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blind nut 

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Your a blind nut.
Javier called out to adam, you're a blind nut
blind nut by Weldingdog May 6, 2018

Blind nut 

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Like a blind date, but for sex
My friend set me up on a blind nut last night, and she was fucking good.”
Blind nut by Tsaucee September 10, 2020

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut 

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Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

bling nut 

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One of those locking "puzzle nuts" or "lock lugs" used to prevent theft of high-priced automotive rims. Typically, one standard lug nut per rim is replaced with a bling nut. Bling nuts can not be easily removed without access to the corresponding specially-keyed socket.

Expensive aftermarket rims are a typical bling accessory added to cars to customize the appearance.
I used bling nuts and everything but those pricks still managed to jack the rims off my car last night.
bling nut by Spewey April 13, 2004

Nut Blend

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When two or more people cum inside you mixing their cum together to create a custom nut blend
James and I were left limping after being completely nut blended
Nut Blend by Regurgitate January 23, 2022

Blind Squierl looking for nuts 

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When a girl is about to give you head you poke her eyes and make her find your nuts!
dude i pulled a blind squierl looking for nuts on hugos sister last night
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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