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Not a compliment. Short for a Bless Your Heart kind of Bestie, someone that you think very little of
Oh Blestie, your Google search while on the toilet does not trump my team's years of research.
Words you can keep
(n.) a name meaning for "blessing", (adj.) loud and outgoing.

A person with the name "Blessie" is usually shy and timid towards new people but loud and outgoing towards the people closest to them.
That girl is so Blessie
Blessie by chicken1210 April 4, 2015

lena (bestie) 

lena is the best of everyone . u cant imagine . and many ppl are jealous of me bc i have her. whoever takes away i’ll cut down ur throat and pull out all of ur organs till u suffer . i’ll end u . she is literally the best thing that ever has happened to me. i love her more than anything . we are for each other bc we are both psycho and with mental issues . i’ll soon be meeting her and i wouldn’t wanna go back. i love this girl with my whole heart. Married - January 29th) Met- 26th of september 2020. best bestie , sister, wife , soulmate u could wish for. ily lena see you soon. 💓🌏
i’m not giving lena (bestie) to anyone .
lena (bestie) by lenaswife February 18, 2021

lena (bestie) 

Lena is my wife and only mine. i’m u try to take her away i’ll cut down ur throat and pull out every single organ u have in a painful way . i’ll make u suffer till ur end . i will end u like i ended all the toxic bitches for my best friend. she is the best thing that has happened to me in 2020-2021. i’d drown for her. i’m meeting her soon and i know leaving will be painful. i love u lena. know that i’m always right here and i’ll always b there for u . ur my everything . my soulmate my sister my wife everything . Married- January 29th. Met- 26th of September 2020. i know y ppl are jealous of me. bc i have the best person on earth someone could wish for . i love her more than my shoes my new chair . than everyone else . i love u so much lena u can’t imagine
lena (bestie) is mine forever and ever . period
lena (bestie) by lenaswife February 19, 2021

Besties5Ever 

max and chiara are too quirky with their big strong smart gardening baller boxing muscles.
"max and chiara are so quirky! they must be the besties5ever!!!!"
Besties5Ever by tooquirky June 14, 2021

slap your bestie day

october 22- the day you can slap your best friend
ahahaha it’s october 22... it’s slap your bestie dayyy🥳
the people you can trust that are always there for you when you need them the most
my besties are the best people
besties by Macey povey December 30, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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