blenda

Sexiest girl alive, that any guy will fall in love with. Also very nice and smart, pretty and with a wonderful hearth. Sensible and kind, can be also known as nymphomaniac: never get tired of sex. Perfect woman to marry and the dream of any man.

Guy 1: WOW did you see that girl over there? I wish I could marry her, she is so amazing!
Guy 2: I know, her name is Blenda.

by motherfuckaa December 23, 2011

blenda

A Japanese food processor

Ken More fell in love with a Japanese food processor called Blenda.

by Edwin W October 21, 2016

blenda

A part weed, part tobacco blunt rolled in a black n mild. take all the tobacco from the black out to the tip, then carefully fill it with weed n black, alternating them. pack it down n fill it, light it, n enjoy.

yo kid, go pack a blenda. we bouta get cheefffy tonight son.

by murdamase--cjizzle July 27, 2009

blenda

to be cool and confident

Man, Brad thinks he is so blenda with all those chicks on him.

by Brian Goolsby March 27, 2008

Blenda

gay.

Are you Blenda?

by ilovemilfs68 November 22, 2021

tri-poly blend

A fictitious fiber blend often mentioned by Paula Poundstone during her podcast. It is supposedly used to craft her fine line of T-shirts.

"These shirts are made from a remarkably soft Tri-Poly Blend."

by mpaandaa November 5, 2018

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011