Blease

Bitch+please=blease

-You're ugly
-Blease, you are, not me.

by I_L June 6, 2018

blease

the norweigen god of power, perfection, and integrity.

"Okay class, today we are studying the Norweigen gods, starting with Blease."

by ThEoNe. September 14, 2005

blease

A family full of crazy, wierd, and wild people, but are some of the best people to be around.

those bleases really are something.

by da1andonly December 28, 2005

Blease

A word used by retarded trying to say please.

Highschool Quarterback: "May you blease pass the salt"
Fat Kid: "What the fuck's wrong with you dude."

by dantium May 11, 2021

bleased

Something that's legit

You are so bleased

by Bleased goat March 28, 2017

Eleanor Blease

A girl who is willing to grope a guy if it means being able to beat up a poor and innocent girl.
These type of people usually negotiate their sickening habits in MSN chats late at night.

Dude, I was so Eleanor Bleased last night !

by Damcabooshkie. October 20, 2008

bleasing

motorboating ass cheeks, with or without cream cheese heated on tin foil over an open flame to a point that the edges have burned a little before cooling.

My couple's therapist has recommended upping the ante of breakfast in bed with bleasing.

by northbot October 20, 2025