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Blazersexual

Blazersexual: A person who is sexually attracted to science teachers.
Dude: “Want to go out?”

Other Dude: “Sorry, dude! I can’t I only am attracted to science teachers!”

Dude: “What?”

Other Dude: “I’m Blazersexual!”
Blazersexual by BlakeSimpson:3 August 31, 2026

Blaneysexual 

I was minding my own business then I saw Ryan Blaney on TV. At that moment I knew I was Blaneysexual
Blaneysexual by yeet_27j June 16, 2020

bakersexual 

A delusional Browns fan that is completely cucked by Baker Mayfield. No amount of him over throwing WRs or his wife attacking on social media can break the love these folks have of Baker.
The Bakersexuals are barking loud for the Browns to resign Baker.
bakersexual by LBHinAvon February 4, 2022

Bladesexual

Being attracted to Blade (Honkai Star Rail)
I identify as Bladesexual
Bladesexual by Blade’s SO August 21, 2023

Blakesexual 

Being Homosexual, especially towards Scotty Crawford Orange Man
"I am Blakesexual
Blakesexual by W mans 8 May 4, 2023

blakesexual 

someone who is sexually attracted to hot and masculine men
He's hot and I like him so I'm blakesexual
blakesexual by Bickhead November 16, 2020
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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