Definitions by BlakeSimpson:3
Liometopumoccidentalephobia
Dude: “Look at those velvety tree ants!”
Other Dude: *afraid*
Dude: “Oh! I forgot that you have Liometopumoccidentalephobia!”
Other Dude: *afraid*
Dude: “Oh! I forgot that you have Liometopumoccidentalephobia!”
Liometopumoccidentalephobia by BlakeSimpson:3 September 14, 2026
Word
The common filler word found when clicking “Add a Definition” on the common website called Urban Dictionary.
Word by BlakeSimpson:3 August 31, 2026
Chudnovskyphobia
Chudnovskyphobia: Fear of the fast, rapidly-converging Ramanujan-like hypergeometric series used for calculating pi (π) to a massive number of decimal places created by the Chudnovsky brothers in 1988 which has calculated over a trillion digits of pi.
Dude: “I hear we’re going to be learning the Chudnovsky Algorithm in Number Theory and Computer Science today!”
Other Dude: “No! I can’t!”
Dude: “Another person with Chudnovskyphobia.”
Other Dude: “No! I can’t!”
Dude: “Another person with Chudnovskyphobia.”
Chudnovskyphobia by BlakeSimpson:3 August 31, 2026
Blazersexual
Dude: “Want to go out?”
Other Dude: “Sorry, dude! I can’t I only am attracted to science teachers!”
Dude: “What?”
Other Dude: “I’m Blazersexual!”
Other Dude: “Sorry, dude! I can’t I only am attracted to science teachers!”
Dude: “What?”
Other Dude: “I’m Blazersexual!”
Blazersexual by BlakeSimpson:3 August 31, 2026
Ultorism
Ultorism: The religious belief that Ultron was right about humans being the reason for Earth’s problems in the movie, Avengers: Age of Ultron.
Dude: “Ultron was right about humans being the problem.”
Other Dude: “It seems you are versed in Ultorism.”
Other Dude: “It seems you are versed in Ultorism.”
Ultorism by BlakeSimpson:3 August 29, 2026
Mesotopia
Mesotopia: A word to describe the current scale of our society. Far from utopian, far from dystopian. So that puts us in the middle. We are a Mesotopian society. “Meso” is the greek root for “Average”.
Mesotopia by BlakeSimpson:3 August 28, 2026
Etymological Idiot
Etymological Idiot: A person who has the freaking audacity to search up “Etymology of the word ‘etymology’” on Google.
Dude: “I didn’t know what the etymology of the word etymology meant so I had to search it up on Google.”
Other Dude: “You’re an Etymological Idiot.”
Other Dude: “You’re an Etymological Idiot.”
Etymological Idiot by BlakeSimpson:3 August 28, 2026