Blasto! 

The russian word for score

mostly used by drunken englishmen who dont know any other russian apart from vodka

*pours drink....* "BLASTO!"

Blasto! by Desaevio July 15, 2005

Blasto

When you fart and poop comes "blasting" out into your underwear, thus resulting in a quick rinse in the sink!

Oh my god, I think Stephen's fart was a blasto!

Blasto by littlekitty October 8, 2004

Astro Blasto 

Comes from an episode of 'That's So Raven' in which Devon (pronounced deh-vawn) is obsessed with some sci-fi TV show, much like Star Wars, only, no Leia in the metal bikini.

Devon: Astro Blasto!
Imaginary White Guy: Shut the fuck up.

Astro Blasto by Jersey Shore D-Bag July 7, 2018

The Blasto 

The Blasto is the act of cracking the fingers in such a way it forces your muscles to contract and produce a blast of gas from the ass.

Jehova's Witness: "Good morning, I would like to tell you of the works of the great and holy Jesus Christ."
You: *Prepares to let forth The Blasto*

The Blasto by xener33 August 26, 2017

Cold Red Baja Blast 

Noun:
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.

Example 1:
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.

Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.

Cold Red Baja Blast by Sir Mother-Foquin Dansbury IV April 16, 2020

E-blast 

When you push a fart and poop a little but instead of poop it's one of the buttons you were eating off of that keyboard the other day

Oh man I'm just gonna shake that e-blast down the leg of my pants

E-blast by OOMJ May 24, 2021

Gastric Blast 

A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.

Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.

Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.

Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.

His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.

Gastric Blast by Jrubadub February 4, 2012