Blastard' 

To use Blastard means to insult someone beyond comprehension. To put it in simple terms, it insults how you were born, your parents, your life, your friends, your life choices, and just you as a person in general.

Boy 1: Lol you have no friends loser
Boy 2: You better watch it before you get blastard'
(Audience): OH SHIT HE BOUT TO BLASTARD THAT FOOL
Boy 1: Yo I'm sorry dude I didn't mean it
Boy 2: Its too late
(Audience): RIP my nigga

Blastard' by Hunch0_o November 27, 2020

Blastard 

When trying to call someone a bloody bastard and your thick head can tell your mouth quick enough to get it out correctly and says Blastard instead.

You fucking bloody blastard innit!!

Blastard by Blastard April 21, 2019

blastard 

One who blares rap music at full volume with all windows open in his car, much to the annoyance of anyone else in a 30-foot radius.

Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.

My drive from Atlanta to Orlando was plagued by the presence of a blastard that stuck by me on the highway the whole time. Now there's 8 hours I can't get the fuck back.

blastard by FrackLuke March 17, 2013

blastard 

Black + Bastard= Blastard

A Black Bastard

Ay, we was hoopin down at the park, right, and then some blastard gonna steal my ball, man! I couldn't believe that shit.

blastard by chickenfries0101 August 19, 2007

blastard 

the actual meaning of blastard is in fact a person who is both a bastard and one who is black

"quit being such a blastard and help me make dinner"

blastard by King charlez June 24, 2009

blastard 

bastardization of the pronunciation of blue blooded bastards.

As overheard in Batavia IL "Those blue blooded blastards..."
Response "did you just say blastard?"..."Yeah, I did but it works don't it?"

blastard by Audrey Farber March 16, 2008

blastard 

police officers who harass you for no reason
blue uniforms + acting like a bastard = blastard

Anybody who does something to piss you off, especially people of authority. (police, bouncers, PO)

I can't believe this blastard gave me a speeding ticket

I know that blastard didn't just cut me off!

blastard by cherie September 13, 2004