Blastard'
To use Blastard means to insult someone beyond comprehension. To put it in simple terms, it insults how you were born, your parents, your life, your friends, your life choices, and just you as a person in general.
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blastard
One who blares rap music at full volume with all windows open in his car, much to the annoyance of anyone else in a 30-foot radius.
Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.
Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.
blastard
Ay, we was hoopin down at the park, right, and then some blastard gonna steal my ball, man! I couldn't believe that shit.
blastard by chickenfries0101 August 19, 2007
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blastard by King charlez June 24, 2009
blastard
As overheard in Batavia IL "Those blue blooded blastards..."
Response "did you just say blastard?"..."Yeah, I did but it works don't it?"
Response "did you just say blastard?"..."Yeah, I did but it works don't it?"
blastard by Audrey Farber March 16, 2008
blastard
police officers who harass you for no reason
blue uniforms + acting like a bastard = blastard
Anybody who does something to piss you off, especially people of authority. (police, bouncers, PO)
blue uniforms + acting like a bastard = blastard
Anybody who does something to piss you off, especially people of authority. (police, bouncers, PO)
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