Blast a dookie

1. To take a poo

1. Would you excuse me, I gotta blast a dookie.

by JD Christie February 25, 2004

blast-a-dookie

To defecate with urgency and explosive force. To expel fecal matter in a timely fashion.

Every morning after a cup of coffee and a cigarette,I have to blast-a-dookie.

by J.L.Willis July 26, 2003

blasting a dookie

a term in when your about to take a bad shit, a feel like your going to "blast" it out of your ass

Man I got to go and balst a dookie.

by Chris cain March 09, 2005

blast a dookie

To excrete a large amount of defecation in a short period of time.

After running for an hour, I had to blast a dookie that was going to shatter the toilet.

by Matt Berlin September 02, 2003

blast a dookie

Much like explosive diahrea. It comes out very fast, but it is usually very large.

Brennen was in the bathroom for like 30 seconds blasing a dookie, but it reaked like a 400 lb gorrila of a man was in there for an hour.

by RevStan January 09, 2004

blasting a dookie

a term used to describe a male or female crapping or to take a crap

i got to blast a dookie

by chris cain May 13, 2005

blast a dookie

take a fatty shatner

i have to blast a dookie like you wouldnt believe.

by poop man February 02, 2004