Blast a dookie 

1. To take a poo

1. Would you excuse me, I gotta blast a dookie.

Blast a dookie by JD Christie February 25, 2004

blast a dookie 

To excrete a large amount of defecation in a short period of time.

After running for an hour, I had to blast a dookie that was going to shatter the toilet.

blast a dookie by Matt Berlin September 2, 2003

blast a dookie 

Much like explosive diahrea. It comes out very fast, but it is usually very large.

Brennen was in the bathroom for like 30 seconds blasing a dookie, but it reaked like a 400 lb gorrila of a man was in there for an hour.

blast a dookie by RevStan January 9, 2004

blast a dookie 

take a fatty shatner

i have to blast a dookie like you wouldnt believe.

blast a dookie by poop man February 2, 2004

blast-a-dookie 

To defecate with urgency and explosive force. To expel fecal matter in a timely fashion.

Every morning after a cup of coffee and a cigarette,I have to blast-a-dookie.

blast-a-dookie by J.L.Willis July 26, 2003

blast a dooker 

-verb-
1.) To deficate.
2.) To Poop.
3.) To release that which comes from the anus.

Oh my god, I gotta blast a dooker!

blast a dooker by SOSLifeguard April 27, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005