Definitions by SOSLifeguard

blast a dooker 

-verb-
1.) To deficate.
2.) To Poop.
3.) To release that which comes from the anus.

Oh my god, I gotta blast a dooker!

blast a dooker by SOSLifeguard April 27, 2008

chocolate fudgedragon 

-noun-
1.) Another name for fecus/poop. Usually describes a crap that is roaring and forceful until the release of the beast. NOT USUALLY ASSOCIATED with the runs.

Man, I gotta get to a bathroom, I feel the birth of the chocolate fudgedragon.

chocolate fudgedragon by SOSLifeguard April 27, 2008