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Blast Furnace

An method of torture by which the victim is locked in a closet or covered with a heavy blanket, for a prolonged period of time, together with an individual with a known propensity for blowing farts of the loud, trumpeting variety, and who has recently consumed a considerable quantity of beans or confectionery containing petroleum jelly, such as jujubes. Persons subjected to torture in the blast furnace typically display symptoms such as trembling, nausea, and slurred speech.
Edgar needed several sessions with a professional therapist following his six-hour confinement in the Snickersburg blast furnace, for which Big Eddy "Brown Stain" Bollocks had provided the stoking.
Blast Furnace by Hieronymus June 17, 2008
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blast furnace

A word to describe anyone who is very, very angry with their gf for no reason what-so-ever. This person also gets angry with people in his chemistry class when his soda is stolen, even though the soda shouldn't have been there in the first place.
No!, your a blast furnace!
blast furnace by Jeezus March 25, 2004

Electric Blast Furnace 

u/randomname: OMG Electric Blast Furnace best girl
u/randomperson2: i love drinking concrete
Electric Blast Furnace by fishgaming December 20, 2023

furnace blast 

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.
Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!
furnace blast by death180 September 8, 2015