Blast Furnace

An method of torture by which the victim is locked in a closet or covered with a heavy blanket, for a prolonged period of time, together with an individual with a known propensity for blowing farts of the loud, trumpeting variety, and who has recently consumed a considerable quantity of beans or confectionery containing petroleum jelly, such as jujubes. Persons subjected to torture in the blast furnace typically display symptoms such as trembling, nausea, and slurred speech.

Edgar needed several sessions with a professional therapist following his six-hour confinement in the Snickersburg blast furnace, for which Big Eddy "Brown Stain" Bollocks had provided the stoking.

Blast Furnace by Hieronymus June 17, 2008

blast furnace

A word to describe anyone who is very, very angry with their gf for no reason what-so-ever. This person also gets angry with people in his chemistry class when his soda is stolen, even though the soda shouldn't have been there in the first place.

No!, your a blast furnace!

blast furnace by Jeezus March 25, 2004

Electric Blast Furnace 

the waifu of all gregtech players

u/randomname: OMG Electric Blast Furnace best girl
u/randomperson2: i love drinking concrete

Electric Blast Furnace by fishgaming December 20, 2023

furnace blast 

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.

Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!

furnace blast by death180 September 8, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022