blart

a fart that comes with blood.

you better wear a manpon cause you might blart when you bend down.

by mattymillz November 17, 2017

Blart

An uncommon condition where air builds up in ones bladder and then is released through urethra. Usually a blart does not produce an odor.

After surgery Dr. Sanchez palpated air in the patients bladder, with pressure the patient let out a blart.

by SanchezandCompany January 3, 2022

blart

Accidental bloody discharge when trying to fart.

I had to change my underware after I blarted.

by Ted E. July 8, 2005

Blarted

Using this word will just give the other person the utter must disgrace

Nah bro you have been blarted brother

by Big batty eater 69 October 29, 2019

Blart

A queef (or vagina fart) while menstruating. Causes a gush of blood and gurgling sound.

"Shena was having a heavy period. Only sex would make it all better. Jeff wanted to fuck her doggy style. This made Shena BLART. Jeff laughed as the blart vibrated his penis and spritzed blood against his abdomen.

by Bizzy C January 9, 2009

Blarted

Closely related to Sharted, or the act of sharting. When you fart and accidentally shit your pants accompanied with some rectum blood. Usually happens with gay men and/or distended colon.

That fag just blarted and left a stain on his white pants!

by uncle_limpy September 8, 2010

Blart

The combination of "blotch" and "fart" that was given to the occurance when one would expell a blast of moist gas from their anus making a blotch in their undergarment.

As Patti was making salads at Pizza Hut, she blarted and ended up getting a damp spot in her panties and requested that she go home early to refreshen up.

by Aeryck July 6, 2005