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Blanket pig 

Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.

To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.
*Joji yanks blankets from Lily*
Lily:"jeez joji, dont be such a blanket pig."
Blanket pig by _pa.r.is_ April 3, 2017

pig in blanket 

To masturbate/Jack off/Pull Wire/choke the chicken with Womans Hair.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.
Terry: I cant wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep tonight.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.
pig in blanket by KeepItTidy February 12, 2008

Pig in blanket 

another term for penis in a sock
Guy: Hey come check out my awesome pig in blanket.
Girl: With Pleasure.
Pig in blanket by AlehouseMaximum January 20, 2008

pig in a blanket 

1. playful slang for an uncircumcised or intact penis with a long, thick foreskin covering most or all of the glans or head.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.
Tiger Woods may perform like a real workhorse on the back nine holes, but I'll bet that Sergio Garcia has a nice little pig in a blanket for the crucial shots.
pig in a blanket by A. Hick September 7, 2008

pig under the blanket 

A game in which a circle of men hold a blanket between them at stomach height, and one woman (the "pig") crawls on the floor under the blanket, and is hidden from view. The men have all removed their pants, and the woman moves from one to the other performing fellatio at random times. If one of the men correctly identifies another while he is receiving fellatio, then that other man is ejected from the game. A man is also be ejected if he incorrectly claims that another is being fellated. This continues until there is one man left standing.
Stew is always the first to be caught in a game of pig under the blanket.

Pig in a blanket 

1) A degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll
1 - Damn David! That was close! You almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. That woulda sucked!!!

2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!

3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket
Pig in a blanket by Martin March 16, 2005
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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