Blanket

A blanket is another term used for taint coined by some hill billy tree fucker in my HVAC class

You can suck my Blanket

by Qreech April 22, 2021

Blanket

A retarded person; someone who rides the slow bus; mentally-challenged.

Person: "Dude I made the wrong turn again."
Person 2: "Your such a blanket dude."

by Francine Babineau August 8, 2011

Blanket

The warm thing that people fuck under

Brandon: Yo Ashley lets go fuck under that warm blanket

Ashley: Ight bet

by All_good_names_are_gone_ November 16, 2020

Blanket

a condom. something you should always have in your car

Homie1:hey dawg do you got a blanket
Homie2: you should have known to bring one she told you she wanted the dick

by LenDeisel December 31, 2010

Blanket

A jive term used to describe segregation in uber black communities.

Man, that turkey baster could dig grease while chomping on buns and dragging through the garden, but couldn't eat a picture because of the blanket authorities. Golly

by Sam Wheat July 12, 2005

Blanketeer

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer."

by Luke and Dennis January 16, 2008

blanket

When someone says something so boring that it literally puts you to sleep.

Joel: Man, that statement Tyler said was so blanket, put me right to sleep.

by meteor_melee July 22, 2020