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Blanchester bike shop 

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex
I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop

Emjay Blanchette 

The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison
Emjay Blanchette by Lil Spuddy July 15, 2020

Bantchester United 

Bantchester United aka history fc is a club polluted by shameless fans. They can finish 10th and still chat about winning the treble in 99 💀
Person 1: who do you support

Person 2: bantchester United
Bantchester United by Ermerok August 8, 2023

banchester 

A historical social soccer game, played by ex pats, in mission district in San Francisco.
Every city should have banchester for ex pats.
banchester by Jippy87 May 11, 2018

Brandchester United 

Name of slack-jawed, knuckle-scraping pub team from Manchester, England.

Famously supported by no-one in the Manchester area. Infamously managed by sour-faced, Scottish alcoholic.

See also Manchester United
I never thought Brandchester United would lose Ronaldo to Real.

I'm glad Brandchester United didn't moan on and on and on like they usually do.

gay blanchette 

When one lumberjack hugs another from behind while eating chips and not wearing pants.
After cutting down a tree the King gave James a meatnormous gay blanchette.
gay blanchette by Karla Frobe October 11, 2005