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Black widowed 

When i get gets kicked really hard in the balls on accident or on purpose. Weather by a male or female
Keith:" Hi jessica!"
Jessica:*walking accidently kicks his balls making a joke*
Keith:*falls to the ground in pain*

1 hour later

Keith:" Jessica accidently black widowed me earlier!"
Josh:"I bet that hurt alot."

black widower 

A dude who's had a long list of marriages, only to have each of his consecutive wives die and/or disappear under questionable circumstances.
Aside from execution, the only sure way to stop a black widower from continuing his ghastly lifestyle is to have him marry a black widow. Further explanation unnecessary.
black widower by QuacksO May 22, 2018