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Black Primer 

A "Black Primer" is an African American female which tends to favor Caucasian males when selecting a love-making partner. The description of this particular type of African American has an uncanny resemblence to that of the Caucasian. She plays tennis, wears white tennis shoes, and belongs to a country club. She also enjoys money, strawberry daquaris, and Jeapordy. Free time is spent fantasizing about Alex Trebec while sipping Arizone Ice Tea.
Tyrese: Alex, whose been yo fuck muppet lately, bro?
Alex: I be diggin' that black sista Shonda.
Tyrese: Yous outta luck, bro.
Alex: Why, gangsta?
Tyrese: Shonda be a Black Primer. Word on the street is that she be likin' William O'Reilly. He's from a country club, bro.
Black Primer by Denise Egila March 6, 2007
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Kick back and Prime 

Same meaning as "Netflix and chill" but using Amazon Prime, which is Amazon's premium subscription service for streaming TV and Movies.
Person A: "Wanna Netflix and chill ?"

Person B: "We can't I don't have an account. But we can kick back and Prime!"

Person A: "Let's Netflix and chill tonight!"

Person B: "Nah, the selection is rubbish, let's kick back and Prime instead"

prime time cock block 

An douche bag maneuver pulled off by Jay Leno through sucking network executive cock.
I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.

CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.

Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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