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Black Primer 

A "Black Primer" is an African American female which tends to favor Caucasian males when selecting a love-making partner. The description of this particular type of African American has an uncanny resemblence to that of the Caucasian. She plays tennis, wears white tennis shoes, and belongs to a country club. She also enjoys money, strawberry daquaris, and Jeapordy. Free time is spent fantasizing about Alex Trebec while sipping Arizone Ice Tea.
Tyrese: Alex, whose been yo fuck muppet lately, bro?
Alex: I be diggin' that black sista Shonda.
Tyrese: Yous outta luck, bro.
Alex: Why, gangsta?
Tyrese: Shonda be a Black Primer. Word on the street is that she be likin' William O'Reilly. He's from a country club, bro.
Black Primer by Denise Egila March 6, 2007
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Kick back and Prime 

Same meaning as "Netflix and chill" but using Amazon Prime, which is Amazon's premium subscription service for streaming TV and Movies.
Person A: "Wanna Netflix and chill ?"

Person B: "We can't I don't have an account. But we can kick back and Prime!"

Person A: "Let's Netflix and chill tonight!"

Person B: "Nah, the selection is rubbish, let's kick back and Prime instead"

prime time cock block 

An douche bag maneuver pulled off by Jay Leno through sucking network executive cock.
I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.

CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.

Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026