Black Panther Film 

Originally intended to be a fairy tail wonderland similar to Cinderella or HogWarts but specially made with Blacks, to the Blacks, for Blacks, by some Disney Jews.

Studies have shown most Blacks interpreted the fictional film as an informative documentary showcasing “black excellence” and “black history”. Further study revealed that roughly 7 in 10 Black survey respondents were at least “highly confident” the city of Wakanda was in fact an unincorporated suburban district located somewhere in the Atlanta metro area.

Scholars have long debated how to break it to the Blacks that the Film is indeed entirely fiction, and was never meant to be the foundation on which to build all “black power, black pride, and black self-importance”.

The NAACP has stated: “While white “allies” are encouraged to view the film routinely until they learn somethin’ .. be mindful while viewing to “know your place”, “stay in yo lane”, and “only speak to acknowledge and affirm the black excellence seated next to you, size’in you up, talking loudly and brilliantly through the whole movie, or twerking on vehicles in the parking lot outside the mall.

40 yo White guy: “Hey kids, wanna go see that Black Panther Film tonight?!”

Tween Daughter: “ew no.. Srsly dad wut the fuk?!”

White guy: “Come onn kids.. my treat!”

Tween Daughter: “fine, but when my baby daddy get out next week, he movin’ in here and maybe trappin’ out the house for a minute, feel me? he gotta get on his feet, support me and forget about his other baby mommas mess n’shit”

White guy: “Ok sweetiee! Wakanda forevvv-

White wife: “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood.. I can’t find my meth pipe so I shoved a couple crack rocks in my coochie teehee”

White guy: “Last one to the Subaru is a rotten egg!!”

Black Panther Film by DixonUranus January 22, 2024