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black and blue 

a way to describe your neck after a good night with your s/o
oh yeah me and Jamie had a good time last night i’m black and blue now
black and blue by cat mum November 12, 2020

Black and Blue 

No its Gold and White
Guy 2: fuck you its Gold and White

Guy 1: No fuck you, its Black and Blue
Black and Blue by Ducks on Quack November 5, 2019

Black And Blue 

Dope ass crew outta Manchester, Connecticut
Friend: Yo, you heard about black and blue crew?
Me: Yeah dude, they're dope
Black And Blue by King of B&B November 15, 2011

Black and Blue Saturday

the day after Black Friday, when the unwashed masses recover from brutal shopping frenzies - and the corporate plutocrats tally up profits, while watching in-store videos reaffirming that the peasants do indeed deserve ruthless subjugation.
(see youtube: black friday fights)
For the retail giants, there's never anything black or blue about Black and Blue Saturday.

black and blue balled 

The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.
After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.

black and blue balls

The condition of having blue balls so badly that it hurts to even breath. This is normally brought on by sexual activity after a very long period without it and your partner not having the decency to let you get off. This should be in place of the death penalty.
"Oh my god dude, I tried to fuck Becky last night, but her brother called right in the middle of it and needed a ride home, I have some black and blue balls man."
black and blue balls by Sa 3434 October 25, 2007
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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