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A fat ass with a pea sized brain who thinks they’re the shit
Bithel by Ineedlifeandaman January 1, 2018
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bithead1000 

When you watch a bithead1000 video on youtube.. You are watching the greatest video game show in the history of human civilization.... WITH A 4K FACE!!!!!
Bithead1000 has the best youtube channel
bithead1000 by Twanbiz January 18, 2019
The Australian cult leader of Chase Atlantic, this man does not know how to speak clearly. And often uses “yuh” is every sentence, he also often speaks about his dick.
Person 1: “have you heard the song devilish?”

Person 2: “no not really, I couldn’t understand what Bitchel was saying”
Bitchel by Saxgod July 20, 2019
Someone who is only interested in Cryptocurrency. Often has tendencies to egocentrism and in extreme cases can sound like some cultist
A & B: Hey! What have you been up to lately? We haven't heard of you for ages!
C: Have you heard about Bitcoin? You must've it's all over the news. Since I started using it I exchanged all my Fiat to Crypto and I feel so much better now without those banks.
B: OK... Sounds... nice...
C: Also I set up my own mining farm, which is using heavy oil I found in an abandoned ship. But don't worry it's 100% green, I bought certificates. And it also only needs 90% of the energy those banks use. But it's still open for beginners because only 1% of humanity is using it right now. But I tell you it's gonna be big!
A & B: Yeah... we must go now...

A: C totally became a Bithead!
B: Yes, we should stay away from him.
Bithead by xy0 August 26, 2021
Bethel- *house of god* in Hebrew - very funny, creative and beautiful, People tend to want to be around her because of her amazing personality and beautiful smile ! Although she may seem shy at times, you really got to get to know her to see her real side. Plays volleyball and has big goals for the future Probabley in the medical field.
“ Bethel just made my day”

“ Omg your so beautful bethel”
Bethel by Sabrina Oviamne March 15, 2018

bitchelorette 

A bachelorette who's a real bitch to guys
Jeannie led four guys on so they'd buy her drinks and dinner this week, what a bitchelorette.

Bethel,CT 

Tiny little town in CT. Most people that live there are called bethelites.
Where everyone has been to Dr. Mike's and Blue Jay Orchards.
And every kid in town has worked at Bethel Food grocery store.
Everyone either goes to BHS, or Immaculate, and upon graduation at least half went to UCONN.
You feel like a minority if you don't go to St. Mary's
P.T. Barnum Square is known as "the green"
Only one Movie theater in the entire town and half the people that live there doesn’t know it exists.
P.T. Barnum was born here.
Everyone knows where Greenwood Avenue is.
Everyone is most likely Irish and/or Italian.
Everyone has partied Capellaro's Grove at least once.
The most exciting thing in this town was waiting for carnival to come.
All people consider everyone in Danbury to be ghetto.
The best diner is the Sycamore.
Everyone gives directions by saying "OK, you'll cross over some railroad tracks..."
All the Berry kids hated the Rockwell kids, or went to Rockwell and hated the Berry kids
Everyone knows who "Ikey" is
Everyone’s parents fought to keep McDonalds, Target, and Big Y from coming to town
All the kids attended DARE class with Officer DeLuca, but almost all of them became potheads, or doing other various drugs.
Bethel can be broken down by Chimney Heights, Stony Hill, Downtown, and 302
Where we joke about the "Small Town Thugs"
Everyone can vaguely make out their neighbor's house through the trees.
Every Sunday breakfast is at O'Neil's or Jacqueline's.
Where no one locks their front doors when they leave the house.
Whenever anyone is asked from this town, they say "Danbury"
Everyone knows where "The Little Red School House," is regardless of its present color
Where everyone's mom knows everyone in town and not be far from the truth.
There are more pizza places than anything else.
It’s where I-84 takes you everywhere you want to be
Where no one pronounces the T in WestConn
It's inevitable that no matter what bar you go to, no matter where in Fairfield County you live, you WILL see someone you went to high school with...
"I live by Danbury, it's a town called, "Bethel,CT"
Bethel,CT by Greennie April 14, 2008
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