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Bitcholar Disorder 

People who only have empathy for their situations, and those they deem worthy. Most of the time, they invalidate others, don’t believe that people have lived through as much trauma as they have. While their trauma is valid, they often have behavioral issues and lash out on others and believe their mental health issues are an excuse for it. Have self limited perception and self awareness. They believe themselves to be highly-emotionally intelligent but are often not and self diagnose with C-PTSD. Use “Should” word when it comes to advice. They don’t really participate in active listening skills and complain other people diagnosed with PTSD don’t have it at the same level as they do, Mental Illness is a seclusive club.
Misconstrue what their therapists tells them or what they tell a therapists, or other people, to add to their story. If the therapists sees them as being a Hypochondriac, they will find a new therapists until they get the diagnosis they want from them.
These people are often Reactive instead of Proactive, stuck and fixated on their story and trying to often compensate powerlessness they feel in everyday life with spending endless amounts of time on the internet to combat loneliness since they are not socially well adjusted. You often see them take one issue as a Platform for trauma dumping and telling their lives stories. They do not actively work on their shortcomings because they are often stuck and feel entitled to do whatever they want or say.
Discord:
1337Jack9080isk,”Uh, I keep spazzing out and can’t keep track.”
45WendyzBoorgers03sk” Sounds like you have ADHD! I totally have that, let me tell you about my experiences with ADHD.”
1337Jack9080isk,” I can’t focus, because I have TBI.”
45WendyzBoorgers03sk ,” Are you sure you have TBI? You function in society and can keep a job.”
1337Jack9080isk,” Yes… I was in a car accident, it was very traumatic for me...”
45WendyzBoorgers03”Seems sketchy. I have complex-ptsd and I can’t function at all. Must be the one time events things.”
1337Jack9080isk,” I grew up with abuse, I just don’t wear it on my shirt 24/7.”
45WendyzBoorgers03,” Let me tell you ABOUT my Abuse.”
1337Jack9080isk,” I’m sorry is this just a one sided conversation? You have Bitcholar Disorder…”

QQW1247AJillXoXo23,” omg my brother did this shit today.”
SockityBockityDanny247365,” didn’t you and your brother experience a lot of trauma in your upbringing? Maybe it’s best not to humiliate him on a social media platform like tumblr, that’ll make his mental health worse.”
QQW1247AJillXoXo23,” no im the only one who went through stuff, not them.”
SockityBockityDanny247365,” have you ever thought that maybe you’re also contributing to it too?”
QQW1247AJillXoXo23,” no they’re not human, they’re a piece of shit.”
SockityBockityDanny247365,”…don’t young teens/young adults commit suicide over bullying on the internet? Do you have Bitcholar Disorder?”
Bitcholar Disorder by ShucklesTheDude December 15, 2023
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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