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bitchassedness 

Expression of someone being inordinantly bitchy, and an extreme asshole, all rolled into one.
"I don't have the tolerance for Ben's bitchassedness today..."
bitchassedness by Corvidae April 28, 2004
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bitchassness maximus 

The maximum level of bitchassness a person can attain, there have been only a handful of cases in the world thusfar.
D Breezy is on that bitchassness maximus tip again.

Bitchassness 

I have come to notice a serious spread of BitchAssNess throughout the local area, corrupting the mental wellbeing of many people. It is undeniable. If you are going to tell yourself the spread of BitchAssNess is not a problem, you are wrong and most likely infected by BitchAssNess. It is infecting people everywhere; your teachers, friends, family, and other peers. Although I am referring to the local area, BitchAssNess is infecting on a much larger scale, our country is being affected by this epidemic to an extreme; our country is full of hating bitchasses.

Of course many cease to come to this obvious realization, but it is indeed there and at large. You may think BitchAssNess is not contagious, but it is. If you are surrounded by haters, you will hate too. If you are surrounded by bitchasses you will slowly become a bitchass. If you want to avoid becoming a victim of BitchAssNess, you must simply not fall for the hating ways of the bitchasses. I am sorry, but if you are already a victim of BitchAssNess there is only one way to cure yourself; stop being a bitchass and be real.
That kid is such a bitchass. Yeah, he has got a case of the bitchassness.
Bitchassness by Top broski October 23, 2010

bitchassness 

Term coined by Diddy on Making the Band. Overall stank actions towards others through words, facial expressions, and/or song. Symptoms include: thinking your better than those around you, not speaking your true feelings, throwing large amounts of shade.
Tony: "Dont fuck up in our friendship Kile ... cause i will call u out on ur BitchAssNESS!!!"

Kile: "Doctor, is there something we can do??? is there something that i can take to cure this bitchassness???"
bitchassness by K-Hot February 5, 2008
Word of the Day on March 22, 2009

Bitchassidness 

Bitchassidness (adjective) - The act of, or the tendency to, participate in and/or condone being a bitch ass.
I accused my brother of bitchassidness when he blew off watching football, to go watch Sex and the City 2 with his girlfriend.
Bitchassidness by Mr. LargeGoodus September 2, 2010

bitchassness 

A terrible terrible new found disease spreading through our community as we speak.The Disease was founded by Sean "Diddy" Combs.SYMPTOMS OF BITCHASSNESS IS AS FOLLOWS:

1.)Whining or throwing little pussy fits
2.)Having your feelings hurt to easy
3.)A HATER
4.)acting "salty"
5.)Thinking your better than someone else
6.)Talking behind someone's back
"Ayo e-sizzle look at that fat kid crying over there in the corner because all his doritos fell on the ground"."Yea i see him t-weezy he has a severe case of "bitchassness" he needs to see dr.furgeuson a.s.a.p"!!!
bitchassness by WOO-RAT HUNTER April 2, 2008

bitchassness 

newly discovered disease running rampant, especially in the black community.
symptoms include:
1.punkish tendencies
see pussy or pussy nigga
2. cattiness, such as talking behind someone's back
3. thinking highly of yourself, but only expressing it under your breath
4.claiming "hurt feelings" when you are called out on your bullshit
Robert of Making the Band 4
"Bitchassness is a disease...and it fucks shit up..."
bitchassness by G-Nizzle February 11, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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