Bitch scarf 

Noun given to a women receiving such rigorous cunnilingus that her legs wrap around the pleaser's head like a warm scarf.

Rigby: Im guessing your date last night went well. Margaret seems happy.

Mordecai: Yeah, it only took a couple of drinks before I made her my bitch scarf.

Bitch scarf by DickBangerly November 4, 2012

bitchscarf 

Noun:
1. Similar to 'asshat', but slightly more crude;

2. A scarf for bitches;

3. A bitch that is worn as a scarf (legs around the neck, possibly).

Michael: We went to In-N-Out today.

Ryan: You goddamn bitchscarf, you went without me again!?

Michael: Don't tell me how to live my life.

Ryan: I'm taking you out of my will.

bitchscarf by lunamcg December 17, 2013