bitch cookie
bitch cookie by dylan5544 January 8, 2009
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Bitch Cookie
She's a bitch, this bitch needs to die. She thinks there's a Cookie God, but she's wrong. If you tell her there's no Cookie God she will respond with -_- and crush something you like. She spams rooms on Palringo as much as "Queen of Hell", (search "Queen of Hell" to know more). She's lives the link of a Cookie and if your cock is made out of Cookies, she will want to eat you and make you crumb. She thinks she has a bad accent but it's cute as fuck.
Bitch Cookie by The Metal King October 20, 2016
Bitch cookie
Term used to describe an action that a fuckboi will take to show his chivalry toward a woman. It is an ironic term since the act itself is a backhanded compliment and one the fuckboi considers to be a “favor”. Usually used by narcissists of the male persuasion.
“Did you hear how he just threw her a bitch cookie? I mean, c’mon, buying her a donut isn’t like a four-star meal. It costs less than a dollar and he paid with nickels.”
Bitch cookie by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
Black Ass Cookie Bitch
A southern raised White girl, who imitates todays African American Female.... A white hoe trying to act like a black hoe.
Black Ass Cookie Bitch by Mac Slappin Booty Tappin August 15, 2008
Cookie Bitch-Bastard
Cookie Bitch-Bastard by .jessica. AKA Agent Mothman July 24, 2008
Cookie Bitch
Any person who actively takes part in the theft of anothers Cookie. (Regardless of ones gender, they can still be labled a "Cookie Bitch".)
"Oh, your talking about Bob. I heard hes a cookie bitch."
"Stop it! Your just a rotten little cookie bitch."
"Stop it! Your just a rotten little cookie bitch."
Cookie Bitch by Mr. Wagner January 7, 2006
Cookie-bitch
A woman who bakes really delicious cookies for her man and is only known and appreciated for her cookies.
Is this Cookie-bitch going to make me my favorite snicker-doodle peanut butter cookies before she sucks my dick.
Imma beat my cookie-bitch if she don't lay out them macaroons.
Imma beat my cookie-bitch if she don't lay out them macaroons.
Cookie-bitch by kuciqueen June 24, 2011
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