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Bitch List 

A list of people regularly passed in the course of a day, who have failed to respond to a greeting of some sort. e.g. a nod, 'hi', smile, grope, high five, etc., see also nod list, shit list,hello list.
"I saw that chick with the lazy eye at Starbucks again today she totally blanked me when I said hi. That whore's going on the bitch list."
Bitch List by Jack Ruby Murray February 23, 2009

Bitch List 

1. Fuck Jessica
2. Lick Jessica
3. Head From Jessica
4. Finger Jessica
5. Smack Jessica in the Ass
ohhh ohhhh fuck my harder ohhh ohhhh cum in my mouth ohhhhhhoooohhhhhhhh
Bitch List by 7 April 16, 2004

a-list bitch

One who is the most important bitch to the owner. this bitch like all others do whatever the pimp (owner) wants. if the bitch is being used the bitch must pay the pimp the correct and accurate price. the price is decided by the pimp. once a bitch, you are required to do your pimps requests and pay your pimp your whoring money.
"my a-list bitch owes me money from the old guy he fucked last night! time to keep my pimp hand strong!"
a-list bitch by Derek Stiffy November 29, 2007

bitch listener

A person who routinely and compassionately listens to bitching and complaints from others.
Kandy is the bitch listener at her job, but it's making her weary so, she's training others to help.
bitch listener by Arnobrekr August 9, 2012

listen bitch 

"Listen Bitch," The Phrase you hear before SHIT GETS REAL!
"Listen bitch, Stay the fuck away from..."
listen bitch by Kitty_From.Hell October 11, 2014

Listen up bitch, here's the sitch. 

1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.
Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"
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