Bitch Goggles

Designer sunglasses of the feminine sort that scream wealth, glamour, and sophistication. The trend (as with most things trendy)seems to be the bigger, the better. In addition to blocking out rays from suns in distant galaxies, serving as a racoonine substitute for makeup, and masking your blood-shot, coke-glazed eyes from prying gazes; these sunglasses do tremendous wonders for the feminine mystique. Must have accessories include the latest model camera-phone, a lit cigarette (preferably menthol), ugg-style boots, and a frilly mini-skirt.

Samantha's new bitch goggles failed to hide the haggard features brought on by lengthy tanning sessions, chain-smoking, and excessive partying.

by Gregory Barlikas June 29, 2005

Beer Goggles Bitch

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--LET'S FUCK AGAIN!

A "beer goggles bitch" is an ugly woman you pick up at the bar at 2:30 AM when you are totally plastered. When you wake up, you can't believe what your eyes are showing you that you dragged home!

by Mike Bozdog June 20, 2006

bitch giggles

Verb. The act of giggling to oneself; often experienced when speaking to a girl either by IM or phone. You find yourself laughing femininely to yourself(or out loud)

Gui: "Wow, you're hot"
Maria: "Wow, you are as well"
Gui: ::bitch giggles::

by GTejeda December 11, 2006