Bird Tax 

Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*

*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.

"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"

"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."

"Why?"

"It's bird law."

Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).

Bird Tax by Mother_of_Dragon December 19, 2022

taxi bird 

The girl or woman who is apparently the ugliest or the worse for wear in the club or other premises at the end of the night, which normally you wouldn't usually entertain or think about seeing her, but as you have little money at the end of the night and need to get home you flirt with her and tell her she is hot in order to get a free lift home.

Hey joe, I'm gonna need a taxi bird at end of night as I'm skint.

taxi bird by singer61 May 5, 2018

taxi bird 

Woman you would get at end of nite just to get home as you no money left .usually the ugliest bird there is

I'm skint need to get a taxi bird to get home

taxi bird by singer61 May 16, 2018