Birch

A broad-leaved, deciduous hardwood tree of the genus Betula, generally having white bark, and grow to a "medium" size.
The crazy Russians turn birch into tar sometimes.
Birch wood is fucking great.

Bob: That is a lovely little oak tree you have!
Phil: No, you ignorant cunt, that is a birch!

by CompanionCubeLives November 25, 2012