A term used to refer to someone who is so stupid and pointless that their existance is a waste. It literally means that the organic matter that makes up their body could have ben put to -much- better use, such as maybe making a few cats, or some bugs, or even a few trillion bacteria, all of which would be more beneficial to the earth than the sorry excuse for a human being referred to.

Most of the kids at my school are nothing but big wastes of biomass.

waste of biomass by RZ October 5, 2003

Related Words

Biomays • biomass • biomassy • waste of biomass

biomass

Used in two forms, the former used more popularly;

1. Kg/m^2 of living materials in an ecosystem

2. Mob of people, population

Dude, look at that huge biomass of mutant radioactive zombies!

biomass by suicidoll June 11, 2006

biomass

a fancy word for shit

I just did a huge biomass at the National Gallery toilet.

biomass by P3 EDay 2 April 28, 2010

biomassy

A person who practices the art of bullshitting, messing and fooling around or talking shit. The inspiration came from Edison's final year thesis.

Nigel is biomassing around hence, he is an official member of the biomassy.

Hey mark, stop pulling a biomassy on Kevin and let's be serious here.

biomassy by biomassy September 6, 2017

biomass

When all that's left of you is your body, and your soul has evacuated... i.e. to perish, to die, often by ones own hand. Often cited in the videogame 'EVE Online' due to an affect that happens to your character when it dies, resulting in a corpse floating in space with the item category: 'biomass'.

Person 1: Hey, I just spent my last 2$ to my name on a lottery ticket and got nothing back... can you hook me up with a smoke?
Person 2: Bro, just Biomass.

biomass by M0tan April 11, 2017

Biomass

Alternative definition of a morbidly obese ham planet/land whale.

Omg, a biomass in a Walmart wheelie cart almost ran my ass down to get his/her chubby hands on the sale cookies!

Biomass by Kodydapony February 3, 2018

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026