A term to define a woman's actions who is not normally promiscuous but is so during the period of time after she has had an extremely bad breakup with her boyfriend.
Tommy: Yo, I banged that girl Karen last night after the bar.
Nick: I hope you wrapped it up.
Tommy: Why's that?
Nick: I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend and is on a serious slut binge. You never know what kind of VD's she might have now.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.