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Billy Joel Syndrome 

When a smoking hot woman is married/paired with a butt-ugly guy.
Examples of the Billy Joel Syndrome include Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley, and Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett.

sailor bill syndrome 

male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!

the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)

if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.

why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!

at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!

the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.

Bully syndrome 

Someone who takes personal problems out at other people, usually harming them mentally and/or physically.
Bully syndrome by Uselezz April 12, 2022

Empty Belly Syndrome 

A condition that happens to people who are too lazy to make themselves something to eat. This condition usually leads to a watery stool.
I've got Empty Belly Syndrome. I'm just too lazy to get out of bed.
Empty Belly Syndrome by JoeyBomm January 30, 2024

Second Belly Button Syndrome 

the condition that occurs when a male enters frigid water and his member thusly contracts to the size of a belly button, either outie or innie (depending on wellness of his endowment), and causes the temporary formation of an apparent "second belly button" for the duration of his time in the water and a period of approximately five minutes after his recession to dry land.
"Yo bro I totes had Second Belly Button Syndrome when I had to bail on that sick whitewater run last winter. It was hella gnarly, yet def not tubular. Ok well maybe inwardly tubular a wee bit bro."

"That's sick nasty man. Don't fucking tell me that...."

Bill Gates syndrome 

A disease suffered by kids nowadays, the symptom is delusional thinking if they're dropping out from school/college and start a business, they can be as successful as Bill Gates

Synonyms: college dropouts syndrome, school dropouts syndrome, Steve Jobs syndrome, Mark Zuckerberg syndrome, Kanye West syndrome, survivorship bias
How to cure people with Bill Gates syndrome:
Give them a reality check:
1. Entrepreneurship is not for everyone
2. Your business will never take on Apple, let alone Microsoft or the Purple (AstraZeneca), and you won't noticed on Forbes magazine, let alone as a cover model

3. Stay in school, the best is yet to come
Bill Gates syndrome by Sir. B November 11, 2022
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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