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Billy Russell 

A guy who thinks he's jacked but he really isn't. He just got blessed with really good genetics and flexes his muscles every day in front of the entire school. Also, he somehow got a delusional girlfriend who thinks he's hot. Also, he thinks his girlfriend is the hottest girl ever but in reality she is very mid.
Hey Billy Russell, can you please stop flexing your tiny muscles in front of everyone.
Billy Russell by I use XXL condoms November 9, 2023
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Bill Russell 

One of the best centers in NBA history. Playing for the Boston Celtics, Russell helped mold them into basketball's greatest dynasty, winning 11 NBA championships (including 9 straight at one point). His battles with Wilt Chamberlain were legendary, and Russell's Celtics almost always came out on top. Russell is regarded as perhaps the greatest rebounder and defensive player in the history of basketball. After retiring as a player, he moved into coaching and also worked as a television commentator.
Wilt scored on many players -- and ladies -- during his prime, but Bill Russell was not among them. If only those 20,000 women could "front the post" like Russell did!

Law of Bill Russell 

(Bill Russell was a basketball hall of famer who won 11 world championships...so basiclaly he is a pimp and does what and who he wants) If any individual has earned 10+ world championships and is wearing atleast 10 of those rings at any time, all women who on a scale of 1-10 are rated a 10 within a 5 mile radius will be drawn by a magnetic force to that individuals genitalia and be attached at the mouth till that person removes a ring to make it less than 10
Ryder- wow i really need a blow job.

Greg- well just win 10 world championships.

Ryder- What good will that do me?

Greg- Well, by the law of Bill Russell if you were wearing your 10 championship rings you could get a blow job whenever you wanted.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022