The asshole at the table who always insists on splitting the check to save $2.50. Spends more time making sure that his bill does not have your iced tea on it than he does on choosing his wife's birthday present.
I can't believe what a bill rager he is - instead of just splitting the bill he insisted that he didn't eat any potato skins and wanted the bill separated. I think he saved $0.75. What an asshole.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'