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The reason why gasoline was 99 cents a gallon in Taxachussets.
When Bush took over from Bill Clinton, all hopes of peace and cheap joyrides vanished.

If I let a girl suck my dick at work, it wouldn't of gotten on TV, but with Bill Clinton it's heard everywhere.
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1. The presidental version of Jiraiya.
2. The best thing to happen since JFK.
3. The predicesor of the American idiot George W. Bush.
4. The president to get away with screwing an intern.
Bill Clinton: I did not have any sexual realtions with that woman Monica Lewinsky. But I'm wearing her underwear
by Andreasantoni June 16, 2008
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The 42nd so-called "president of the United States" who proved to be the most subversive and hypocritical "commander in chief" to date. Accomplishments incude:

1) Having a affair (and being impeached for perjury partially as a result) with a White House intern.

2) Despite his own '60s era admiration of draft evaders and goals of avoiding mandatory military service (aka the draft) during the Vietnam war,Bill Clinton (aka Slick Willie) championed Selective Service draft registration to continue despite his own actions to the contrary about 30 years earlier. Hypocrite!
Bill Clinton was (and still is) a liberal subversive! At least I had guts enough to serve in the military.
by Piranha January 30, 2006
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Lying about an inn-gotten "quickie": Impeachable bastard!
Lying about an ill-conceived war: Four more years!
Bill Clinton was a better president than George W. Bush could ever dream of being.
by Vanishga July 10, 2008
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