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Bike Nigger 

An friend who, upon learning how to ride a motorcycle, gets a very nice outrageously fast motorcycle, and refuses to let the guy who got him into bikes ride it. The friend must have also agreed to let you ride the bike at a previous time, and then back out when you show up with your helmet.
Bike guy 1: Hey bro, nice Repsol 919r!
Bike guy 2: Thanks man.
Bike guy 1: Mind if I take it around the block?
Bike guy 2: Sure man, stop by the shop tonight.

Later that night;

Bike guy 1: Hey bro, brought my helmet, can I get them keys?
Bike guy 2: Nah, I've changed my mind.
Bike guy 1: Damn bro, thats cold, don't be a bike nigger.
Bike Nigger by shortstar July 28, 2010

nigger bike 

a white woman / latin or asian that is a real slut for black men - takes endless amounts of big black cock and always wants more. Black guys use her like a well used collectively owned bike.
hey look theres Jane, that white slut shes taken so much big black cock her pussy's so black stretched she's a real nigger bike. She's no use to any white guy because her pussy's been nigger fried.
nigger bike by hephaestus June 10, 2007

nigger bike 

no such thing
"is that nigger riding a nigger bike?"
"no, its a white persons bike silly!"
nigger bike by Collective00 January 14, 2009

Nigger earned my bike 

Just one step forward of "niggah stole my bike".
When a black man (colored person) Steals you're bike from,
You're lawn, Backyard or even from you're bare bottom.
If the colored person takes the bike and jumps it over a dragon fire pit swarming with plenty of dragons lands on one of the dragons eat, curb stomps it them has all the female dragons get attracted to him.
The niggah. Will then earn you're bicylce.

Do not worry you nigguh.
You earned my bike.

Or

Nigger earned my bike.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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