Big ladonculous

Refers to a Large person who trembles the earths crust from their footsteps, they also tend to have no hairline and are getting endangered due to being beached like whales. Some say they are the reason chicken treat is still in business.

Ben: Look at that big ladonculous, toby: yeah holy shit they are fat, The big ladonculous (alex): Fuck off dickhead ill drop you. Ben: only cause you identify as a tectonic plate you fat bitch