Big Law

The opposite of Big Crime

Praise Vickstar, Big Law has come to represent me in court!

Big Law by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020

Big Law

A term used by law students and those in the legal profession to refer to large private firms in the US. These firms are typically located in NYC, Chicago, or Washington DC and have impressive multi-million dollar offices in skyscrapers, complete with full libraries that are rarely used. Many law students initially aspire to work for a Big Law firm.

The seduction:

> Six-figure salaries, as much as $150k right out of school
> Internship during school, which mostly involves a reduced workload with lavish lunches and trips to baseball games
> Company perks, like leased Beamers or season tickets to MLB or NBA games

The reality:

> 2500 to 3000 billable hours, which translates to 80-90 hour work weeks
> 7am-7pm five days a week, often half day on Saturday, so you don't have time to use your Knicks tickets anyway
> Over 33 percent drop-out rate among first-year associates, up to two-thirds quit by third year
> Lawyers have one of the highest rates of alcoholism and depression among all professions, and this is especially prevalent in big private law firms

1L: I want to work in Big Law so I can buy a boat and drive a BMW 745i

3-year associate: I'll gladly trade you mine in exchange for the last three years of my 20s back

Big Law by AnonJudicator October 27, 2009

Big law

(this isn't tubbo btw, im talking abt my friend) The hottest person alive. Wattpad famous. Living as y/n bcs his/her/their crush interacts with him/her/them a lot🙄 Hasn't updated his/her/their book for almost half a year. Above the law.

"Wait y'know that one author who has almost 300k reads and hasn't published a oneshot since June?"

"Oh yeah, that's big law."

Big law by SaltySugar_ December 22, 2021

Big Law

Big Law is Tubbo in a lawyer persona, sometimes he goes into a different voice when in the Big Law persona.

Tommy: TUBBO! I NEED BIG LAW....
Tubbo: ok 1 second :)
Tubbo/Big Law: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE?!

Big Law by tubbomomentaandthebiglaw October 12, 2021

dirty carpets in a big law firm

(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.

Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.

dirty carpets in a big law firm by ChiTownBard February 25, 2013

big-in-law 

the girl or guy that is currently a) hoonbuping b) doing sexual favors or c) dating (which usually never happens) with your big in a fraternity or sorority.

Note: your big-in-law is usually in contact with your big more than you (the little) are.

little: "what's up big-in-law?"

little: "I haven't seen my big in forever.. he wasn't at pomping or toga toga toga.. he's prob at the big-in-law's dorm.."

big-in-law by tucker123 December 7, 2010

biglaw 

A collection of huge law firms in major cities (particularly NYC) where thousands of Ivy Leaguers and honor students make six-figure salaries straight out of law school. They usually quit after a couple of years of virtual slavery, but if they stay in the game, they end up running the country.

"As much as I hate the idea of working in biglaw, it's the only way I'll ever pay off my student loans."

biglaw by sekicho September 10, 2005