Big Behemoth 

A big behemoth slob is a term for a big boy that lerks in the Delaware county region of Ohio. This big boys hobby’s include mowing down large orders of Taco Bell, hitting his dab pen and chugging sodas. This mammal finds its prey by sneaking up from behind and illegally checking them into the dasher boards causing the glass to vibrate violently and making spectators fear that the boards will be removed from the bolts that they are secured too. This normally happens right before the bitching at the officials occurs for so innocently doing their jobs. The average job this Sasquatch fearing mammal will acquire consists of but not limited to. A fast food manager, comic book reviewer or police officer averaging around (+/- 40K a year) which will go primarily into funding the local Taco Bell and keeping them in business.

Hey look that’s Big Behemoth! He’s going up for thirds!

Big Behemoth by Literarydefineranal_v1 June 3, 2020

big headed behemoth 

often refered to a large and overgrown large headed sasquatch-like creature

whoa did you just see that Donasaur?
no but i did see the big headed behemoth over there by the golden girls box set

big headed behemoth by XxBuckCrazy February 25, 2010

big headed behemoth 

somebody with a big ass forehead and nearly no hair

You big headed behemoth
No wonder, your a big headed behemoth

big headed behemoth by The LenTen February 19, 2024