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Big Asshole 

Refers to the male of the species who uses the "I'm different" image to lure trusting female. Falls in "love" very quickly. Will seduce you, move in with you, play video games for hours on end, and rip your heart out when the relationship requires effort and openess on his behalf. Will attempt to avoid confrontation by planning to move out before you get home from work but because he doesn't know how to read a clock, fucks you to "console" you. Will end the relationship with "it's not you, it's me. Let's be friends"
"I just lost 150 pounds of dead weight"

"How did you do that?"

"I got rid of my big asshole"
Big Asshole by Woman Scorn'd January 13, 2005
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A Big Asshole 

Someone who is such an asshole to you all the time. This person is usually froggy in the morning especially after getting his nipples touched by a below average mechanic and operator. This person will retaliate by punching you in the gut or rearranging your toolbox for almost no reason. This person will completely shun you and ignore you if you try to ask to help them on their project. This person responds very negativity to being asked if they are learning anything or if they remember how something goes back together. This person will team up with the boss to get you to do extra chores for example clean the break room. This person will harass you for being weak when you cant break a "REALLY" tight bolt. This person will never give you a peaceful day even if you are not "feeling good" that day. Overall this person is just A BIG ASSHOLE
Nate slams a door in Scotts face because he A BIG ASSHOLE
A Big Asshole by TheclearTruth January 24, 2023

big gooey asshole 

when you give someone a big gooey asshole usually involving sperm or candy
I gave Cindy a big gooey asshole when I got tired of the debo j-bonze.

big sittin' chief asshole

A dumbass who thinks he has the best ideas while in reality the ideas that person have are always troublesome. It can also mean "reckless" or a "psychopath"
Lamar: "Nigga that's the Apache blood in me homie. You lucky i ain't do a flying tomahawk and scalp they motherfuckin' ass.
Franklin: "We can't repo the assets of a dead man, big sittin' chief asshole!"

sexy asshole dick small or big idk 

big boi
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a big ass hole in the wall 

a big ass hole in the wall is a

a big ass hole in the wall wall of a house or building.
How did your room get a big ass hole in the wall?

big fat linty ass hole

an ass that would resemble my brothers ass. a big fat sasquatch hairy ass, with lint and shit stuck in all the hair. the hair is usually pointed towards the ass hole, as if it was being sucked in like a black hole
my brother put his big fat linty ass hole on me, and my face smelt like shit for days.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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