Bible II
Noun.
1. The fictional repository of all the spurious claims, fake evidence and out-and-out bullshit lies that a loudmouth douchebag at your office tries to pass of as fact.
2. Material of such doubtful veracity as to require the launch of a small religion in order to be believed by anyone.
1. The fictional repository of all the spurious claims, fake evidence and out-and-out bullshit lies that a loudmouth douchebag at your office tries to pass of as fact.
2. Material of such doubtful veracity as to require the launch of a small religion in order to be believed by anyone.
A: "And when I was a little girl, gypsies came to town and kidnapped some of the neighborhood kids. Ever since then I can hear cats' feelings with my mind."
B: "Sure, mom, I'll be sure to save that one for the Bible II."
X: "And then these two uber-tasty half-Japanese, half-Brazilian auto-show models got in the Space Shuttle we borrowed from Dane Cook and they gave us guitars made out of weed that you could really play because the weed strings and weed pickups were treated with this molecular catalyst that turns THC into superconductive metal."
Y: ". . ."
B: "Sure, mom, I'll be sure to save that one for the Bible II."
X: "And then these two uber-tasty half-Japanese, half-Brazilian auto-show models got in the Space Shuttle we borrowed from Dane Cook and they gave us guitars made out of weed that you could really play because the weed strings and weed pickups were treated with this molecular catalyst that turns THC into superconductive metal."
Y: ". . ."
Bible II by Pastor Brian August 18, 2009
