A condition where an employer tricks you into loving your job or just feeling good for working where you work, either because the pay is good, your workplace looks nice or just because it's a well known company, despite it being shit and basically slavery.
- What do you do for a living?
- I work for Amazon as a customer service operator! I get to put my shirt on, work in a fancy building, use my keycard... I know that I work for 10 hours a day and I'm yelled at by Karens on the phone all day, but the pay is good and we even have PS5's in our break room...
- Oh brother, another pussy suffering from Bezos' Syndrome.
by DruggedBabyPenguin August 02, 2021
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A term to describe someone who is doing something to stop a group of people from being happy yet is completely oblivious to why everyone hates them
Person 1: person 2, you're doing a Jeff bezos
Person 2: i don't fuckin know what that means, just go home, nobody likes you
by Mega-blongus September 17, 2021
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When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.
Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate
by Mista chief January 08, 2021
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When someone such as your friend acting like they got the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos
Friend 1: Shit too bad I already got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Why are u being so jeff bezos like your microwave has a plate
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When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.
I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.
by 1998F150 September 16, 2021
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The most rich and evil version of Joof possible
Jeff: Joof Bezos is rich and everyone loves him.
by Joofus August 18, 2021
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